So here’s something fun, we realised quite a few airport names have very silly acronyms.
Did we notice this while looking up flights to Fukuoka Japan? Yes, yes we did.
Before we dive into this completely unnecessary list, let’s just give a reminder to those in the back about what we’re actually talking about.
Airport codes are those three-letter abbreviations that get stuck on your bag when boarding.
Ok now that that’s out of the way; let’s get back to the SEX, Sembach Airport Germany, that is.
So without any further delays (he he), here are some of the world’s silliest airport codes.
BOG | Bogotá airport, Columbia
There are many definitions of this word, luckily you can spend ample time looking them up while in the BOG airport lounge.
BOO | Bodo Airport, Norway
BOO! Is it a ghost? No! It’s a flight delay.
BUD | Budapest, Hungary
We don’t know what it is about this airport, but we get instant-friendly feels.
BUM | Butler Airport, USA
Welcome to BUM! The butt of every airport joke.
CAT | Cat Island Airport, Bahamas
Well, this one isn’t really an acronym, rather just the name of the island. We guess everyone there would be feline pretty pawsome.
DIE | Arrachart, Madagascar
Probably the last airport code you’d want to see on your boarding pass if you’re an anxious flyer.
DIK | Dickinson Airport, USA
Funnily enough, no Richards to be found at DIK Airport.
DOG | Dongola Airport, Qatar
You’d have to be barking mad not get excited about this airport. Or at least be having a pretty ruff week.
DOH | Doha Airport, Qatar
There’s even a giant Homer Simpson statue at the airport. Wait, that’s not true. D’oh.
EAT | Wenatchee Airport, USA
Hungry? Well, we’re sure you won’t have a problem at this airport.
EEK | Eek Airport, USA
Uh oh! We can’t think of a funny joke for this one, eek!
FAB | Farnborough Airport, UK
We get a really good vibe about this airport. It really is absolutely fabulous dahling.
FAT | Fresno Yosemite Airport, USA
Seats might be a little tight at this airport, we have a feeling it’s got a pretty good relationship with Wenatchee Airport.
FUK | Fukuoka, Japan
He he he. That’s all.
GAY | Gaya, India
The happiest, most rainbow styling airport on the list. If only we’d been there for the vote results last Wednesday.
KOK | Kokkola Airport, Finland
Can we use the same gag here that we did for Fukuoka? He he he.
LOL | Lovelock, Nevada
Memes and internet talk galore at this airport, brb, gtg check it out.
MAD | Madrid, Spain
You’d be mad too if you were on the way to Spain and had forgotten to pack stretchy pants.
OMG | Omega Airport, Namibia
Wow, you’re going to Africa! OMG! How exciting!
PEE | Perm Airport, Russia
If you’ve been following the Trump/Russia news cycle, this one is actually quite fitting.
POO | Pocos de Caldas Airport, Brazil
Unlike its name, this city is not at all a hot stinking mess.
SEX | Sembach Airport, Germany
Oh, the puns and jokes we could come up with for this one. Funnily enough, it’s a missionary airbase.